Here's my latest scam.
A run of 12 business card CD-Rs featuring a track that is shorter than 4 minutes long. There will be 12 different artists in total, as and when they send me some nonsense.
Volume 1 was donated by the legendary Craig Measham. It looks like this:
The track is called Cheese Biscuits. As all the physical copies have been given away, you can download or stream the track for nowt.