PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS

Here's the latest merch from the mill:

50 minipigs (10 beige, 40 pink) for the band PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS.

They are tiny. 2cm long and 1cm from ear to ear. They have names. Horrible pig-based puns, famous police officer names or just stupid wordplay. Here is the full list:

1. Boss Hogg
2. Lester Piggott
3. Starsky
4. Hamlet
5. Charley Boarman
6. Frank Furter
7. Abraham Lincolnshire
8. Pat Butcher
9. Loin Joint Silver
10. Magnum P.I.G.
11. Richard Bacon
12. Rodney Trotter
13. Pigasus
14. Nick Berry
15. Orson Walls
16. Leon Trotsky
17. Officer Dibble
18. Kevin Bacon
19. Benedict Cumberland
20. Crispin Crackling
21. Notorious P.I.G.
22. Colonel Mustard
23. Rumplepigskin
24. Piggles
25. Smokey Robinson
26. Richard Gammond
27. Taggart
28. Jimmy Savaloy
29. Stephen Fry-Up
30. Swiney Todd
31. Christopher Piggins
32. Gail Porker
33. Hamuel L. Backson
34. Shabba Shanks
35. Belly Furtado
36. Ham Solo
37. Penelope Pigsty
38. Spamela Hamderson
39. M.C. Hammer
40. Tom Shanks
41. Ian Pigslop
42. Justin Wiener
43. Ryan Piggs
44. Glenn Hamzig
45. Sean Pigpenn
46. David Hameron
47. Piglet Jones
48. Phil Jupigus
49. Captain Jean-Luc Pigard
50. Hogzilla

I sold a bunch at their debut gig and a few more to friends but the rest will be on sale at their next performance which is on the 15th of December 2012 at Hoults Yard in Newcastle. Details here.